April 2010
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March 2010
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WatchKevin (from The Office) + WWF monologues + a little Bill Murray + the haircut of an original framer of the constitution = Jesse Ventura speaking about conspiracies. Somehow, it’s alarming. The idea that the man/elite rich/secret society can keeep a dude like Jesse Ventura down is terrifying. Even the interviewer is terrified! I haven’t seen his show yet. It’s tough to trust...
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“Can I lie with you in your grave?”
– Max Bemis - Say Anything
February 2010
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Isn't Tumbling Like Beginner's Cheerleading?
I only know that (if it is correct) because I have a sister. If so, this could be the first step for me becoming a journalist for Rolling Stone (since their writers are to real writers as cheerleaders are to football players…or gymnasts, whichever analogy you prefer.)
That was a joke. I don’t even want to be a writer, although it seems like an easy job. I mean, I’d rather...