Kevin (from The Office) + WWF monologues + a little Bill Murray + the haircut of an original framer of the constitution = Jesse Ventura speaking about conspiracies. Somehow, it’s alarming. The idea that the man/elite rich/secret society can keeep a dude like Jesse Ventura down is terrifying. Even the interviewer is terrified! I haven’t seen his show yet. It’s tough to trust a guy who’s motto used to be “win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!”
Seriously though, he speaks some truth about five minutes into the video. Then he talks about aliens. Who doesn’t want to hear everyone in my earlier equation (subtract “the haircut of”) talk about aliens?
